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Jesus beats up Buddha in the awful-looking Fight of Gods


There’s a lot of crap on Steam. Now, there’s some more crap.

Steam Early Access game Fight of Gods is an awful-looking 2D fighting game that attempts to answer the eternal playground question: who would win in a fight between Jesus and Buddha?

Really. As of today you can actually play as Jesus and beat up Buddha.

Jesus punches Buddha in the face with the splintered parts of his cross, which are strapped to his wrists because he’s fresh from bursting free of it. He also wears a crown of thorns and a belt of thorns. Buddha, on the other hand, can slap Jesus into submission.

You can also play as Moses and use the 10 Commandments to bash in your enemy’s face, then drown them in a parting of the sea special move.

The game looks like it was designed for mobile and ported to PC. It’s built by a Taiwanese studio called Digital Crafter and published by PQube, the latter of which really should know better.

The video proclaiming the return of Jesus after 2000 years is below. It’s… interesting.